Connection with Lily
CONNECTING...
Uuurrrp... >w<
Oooogh... I'm simply stuffed...!!!
None the wiser... Sleep spiriting me away... Leaving me vulnerable like a lowly neko.... waiting for a f-f-furrocious t-tachi to splat me on the wall.... Squweee~!!!!
Oh?? What is that?? I'm being watched in my dreams..???
Just tickle me purple... nya..! My fantasies blasted out to the world...
- Nerdyganii (Nerd) - "omg hi lily!"
- mawsmonster (Maws) - "hewwo :3! haiiii haiii there!"
- Ashlyn (Ash) - "omg hai !!!!!!"
woow... wooow.w.. im so hurt.. clocked like that... you dont even have eyes..!! am i that obvious??
were you... waiting for me,,,? /ᐠ • ˕ •マ ? are my enormous tits rent free in your head? that empty head of yours? just for show? empty heads... ღ˘◡˘ற♡.。oO just for show... ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ heh... don't get me started now..!!
- Alice Naylor (Alice) - "what is up with you"
- Ash - "How are you saying those. how are you saying the kaomoji"
hey. shut the fuck up.
/ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡ nyah~
- Nerd - "dont talk about empty heads being just for show its giving me flashbacks"
- Ash - "It's so cool ...."
- Nerd - "how're you doin lily"
- Ash - "but yeah hi Lily :3"
- Mincent (Min) - "yeah ur tits are in my head"
- Alice - "hi lily"
- toxikbox (Box) - "lily when i thought about your tits i broke my neck get it cause your thoughts are in your brain and that brain is held up by a neck i broke it do you understand. do you comprehend these words"
- Alice - "lily do you know why people are being horny for you you’re not even the baddest bitch out there"
- Box - "thats kind of mean. to say"
- Alice - "am I wrong tho
- Ash - "very
- Alice - "how can I be wrong when Raine exists"
- Ash - "very
- Nerd - "ok thats kinda real"
- Box - "raine. hes cool"
- Ash - "he's alright ig"
- Box - "i wouldnt say hes hot. like i like his face"
- Alice - "yes he is"
- Box - "aesthetically
@batwingstastelikefebruary
woow... wooow.w.. im so hurt.. clocked like that... you dont even have eyes..!! am i that obvious?? were you... waiting for me,,,? /ᐠ • ˕ •マ ? are my enormous tits rent free in your head? that empty head of yours? just for show? empty heads... ღ˘◡˘ற♡.。oO just for show... ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ heh... don't get me started now..!!"
- Nerd - "https://tenor.com/view/mmhmm-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-17862990?quality=lossless"
- Ash - "but like yk:"
- Min - "lily is literally the baddest bitch alice naylor"
- Box - "is that brian griffin"
- Alice - "ok but raine tho"
- Ash - "les_bian"
- Min - "raines fucking pathetic"
- Alice - "he’s hot"
- Min - "you need psychological help"
- Alice - "mayhaps"
- Nerd - "https://tenor.com/view/kronk-emperors-new-groove-angel-gif-20243447?quality=lossless
W" - Alice - "see nerdys with me"
- Nerd - "i agree in your ideals not your methods"
- Box - "anyways hi lily
https://tenor.com/view/hallo-hi-hey-001-hello-gif-12687964890778560592?quality=lossless" - Detective Fa͜͡ux (Me) - "Isn't this the gameplay chat?"
- Nerd - "Yeah"
- Ash - "yeah"
- Box - "she hasnt responded yet"
- Nerd - "It’s lily September I doubt she minds"
- Maws - "So, Lily. You going to the party?"
- Me - "Shes gonna leave at this rate"
- Ash - "I heard it's pretty killer !"
- Nerd - "Nah dw Fox"
flashbacks ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ? to my giant tits in your empty head? good ฅ^ >ヮ<^₎
im doing gooddd >W< as i said..!! simply STUFFED! had a good meal
( ´∀`)つ(´ཀ`」∠) as i said... rawrr >w<!!!!
i get that. i get that. it just shows... you're such a weak neko... compared to a glorious tachi like me!? ʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗) much too weak for me... stupid baka!
Alice Naylor you're being mean. you're being mean Alice Naylor. I'll drive you out of this dream like the snakes from Ireland. Ireland? You know Ireland? I bet you love Ireland. Shut the fuck up. (●≧艸≦ 👎 🗽 You're Making Mommy Angry.
- Nerd - "LMAO"
- Alice - "sorry lily"
- Ash - "LOL"
- Alice - "mb"
- Nerd - "The monument mythos dig at the end"
- Alice - "lily don’t fw monument mythos"
- Nerd - "anyway hi lily september"
- Min - "what did u eat?"
- Alice - "hi lily, hru?"
- Ash - "PEOPLE !!!!"
- Me - "I hope you're well lily~"
- Ash - "lily do u fuck with the stone figures"
- Box - "graahhhh"
- Ash - "do they scratch at your brain in a way that makes you curious"
Yeah. That's what I fucking thought. Stay in line.
Anyway the party is totes sugoi ٩( ᗒᗨᗕ )۶!!! sooo many cuties ٩(ó。ò۶ ♡)))♬ im sooooo fucked.
oh and the murders but thats not important heh..!!! (^﹏^)
- Nerd - "there's been murders?"
- Me - "You ate the murders?
Did you at least season them?"
- Box - "was it cool"
- Maws - "aw fuck not the murders >m<"
- strider26 (Gunk) - "Omg hi lily"
- Ash - "omg gunkiel the wise is joining us !"
- unluckyknight (Luck) - "are you sure the party is “totes sugoi”?"
- Ash - "I trust her judgement personally"
- Box - "lily in what way do you hear this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ashlyn
I trust her judgement personally"
- Luck - "I personally do not. not one bit."
- Ash - "I'm sure the party is totes sugoi and like epic sauce"
- Box - "epic bacon?"
- Ash - "fuuuck
do u think they have epic bacon
Lily does the party have bacon is it perchance epic
I need to go if it does I think"
faux.... (´..`).。oஇ() i sure..!!! hope not...!!!! i mean.. (◔◔)🍔🍕 it was... soo umai... sqweee >///~///< but... it DID have a suspicious amount of... HAIR in it..!!! (Ծ_Ծ and zoey DID find an EYEBALL... (=`.´ =)
heh... no regrets..!!!
the party is TOTES SUGOI!!! be SO fr, you nasty mouldy animatronic rabbit statue!!! Be SO FR. If I'm there..?? Hhe..h... The party is ALWAYS tote ssugoi... (.づ◡﹏◡)づ.
If you yell again I will Tickle you Purple. Thanks uwu
heh...!!! epic bacon..!! you mean like...?? long bacon...??? like..??? yur!??? ヾ(☆▽☆)
well... heh... dont tell them i told you.. but... that emo queen and that purple eyed beauty...??? theyre.. well... theyve been walking around... TOGETHER...!!! /╲/ºo;88;oº/╱\
- Ash - "YURI Y? YURI ? Y URI ? WHERE? WHERE IS IT LILY"
- Nerd - "zoey and lorelai are together you think?"
- Ash - "I need an image of that werewolf where it just says Yuri under the shirt"
- Box - "lol"
who the fuck is lorelai you stupid bitch (o_O) ?
- Luck - "damn"
- Nerd - "i assumed that's who the emo queen was"
- Ash - "L Ganii"
- Nerd - "dont be mean lily september ill use my biomechanoid powers. you'll be turned to dust"
- Ash - "Lily would rock your shit be so fr"
- Nerd - "no i have biomechanoid powers"
- Ash - "Nuh uh ! wags finger aggresively"
bbiomechanoid?!??? llike..???!? notch!??!? ˚‧º·(˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)‧º·˚ you'll never be a biomechanoid!
- Maws - "what was the color of the eyeball :? do u know :o"
- Alice - "do you fw gen alpha slang lily"
- Ash - "Lily does my statue look silly ? :D"
- Nerd - "not like notch like jeb notch is like fat and ugly. who's the emo queen then"
- Ash - "long bacon"
- Luck - "how can a statue be moldy?"
- Gunk - "Lily how do I be as awesome as you I can't believe you know about biomechanoids"
it was like... some sorta... minty green freakitry!!!!
alice naylor you're like the anachronism devil here to lead me astray. /___/\
꒰ ˶• ༝ - ˶꒱
./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~♡︎
its.. heh... a quite.. "disconcerning" lady... with a quite.. "iplier" girl should i say so myself..!! (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ)))
- Alice - "perhaps"
- Gunk - "baka..."
- Maws - "Oh hey! That's good, does sarah look to be doing well?"
- Nerd - "thats true. So there's been murders recently?"
- Box - "what the fuck does that mean"
gunkiel the wise simply the only option is to become me (¬з¬) be like me! ღ˘◡˘ற♡.。oO i lurk in your subconscious. (´-`). 。oO(the call from inside the house)
YES SHES ALRIGHT THEY NEED TO KISS!! THEY NEED TO KISS NOOOOWWW!!!! ITS BEEN LIKE 2 HOURS AND IM ALREADY ON THE EDGE OF MY HIMECUCKCHAIR YEARNING FOR THAT YURI BUD TO BLOSSOM ∑(ΦдΦlll ∑(ΦдΦlll
yessir yessir! murders! you should see that popular girl's corpse...
⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ the way her organs fall to the ground as her body dangles in the arms of the statue in the foyer...? pheew... (˶˃ᆺ˂˶)
- Maws - "whats the statue liek? :o poor girl!"
- Gunk - "Ohoho! Wise words from a wise woman"
- Nerd - "have you murdered anyone lily?"
- Luck - "why the statue? is it important?"
some big nondescript woman statue (*>ω<*) totes sugoi... some scary moth instead of a face tho,,
What, Are you a fucking Federal, Mr. Nosey Noisy Nightcap??? Are you a fucking Fed???? No.
wdym ( ;¬_¬) the statue cause thats where she died ♪~( ̄、 ̄ ) psh... i didnt build the house, silly baka.
- Nerd - "i hate how everyones insults is just cause of the nightcap. I'm sleepy okay what're you just hyped up on caffeine you get sleepy too"
hheh,,, sorry, you just... stepped on my toes, nya~....
im literally asleep rn (´. .̫ .`) ༘ؓ ँั๊
- Gunk - "nerdyganii manners please!"
- Cynthia (Cyn) - "oh im late arent i"
wise words from a wise wizard ꒰♥︎꒱४ᵃʳⁱᵍᵅᵗᵒ꒰´͈ॢદॢˋ͈♡꒱
- Luck - "does the statue have like a plate or something that says it’s name? also please be nice to the nightcap, sleep is very important"
- Nerd - "has there been anything else happening recently? Other than the murders i mean. Like what've you been up to"
umm heh.. i actually cant read ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘) ♡´ blehh!¯_ʘᗜʘ_/¯
how recently (・ω・`)………..
- Nerd - "idk like, the past month or so. idk recently lol"
(ミ〒﹏〒ミ) college.. ↓↓(%;´п`Ⅲ)
what happened to everyone i miss the commotion (ૢ•᷄ ۿ•᷅╬) it made me feel.. special _ノ乙(、ン、)_
- Cyn - "dw you're still special"
- Nerd - "i dont even know (jeffy gif) is there anything youve been working on?"
- Min - "they have short attention spans"
- Box - "I've been readin.."
- Gunk - "You're still special in my mind Lily don't worry!"
- Cyn - "what's with the urn that's scary"
- Starman (Star) - "Is this chat for questions?"
- Cyn - "we're talking to lily"
- Ash - "I felt like I needed to leave .......................................................... THE PEOPLE DON'T CARE FOR MY WHIMSICAL MUSINGS"
oh... well... heh....‘,、(((ꏿwꏿ;))) i actually have this little something i make called.. ღ˘◡˘ற♡.。oO rain °₊·ˈ∗♡( ˃̶᷇ ‧̫ ˂̶᷆ )♡∗ˈ‧₊° kawaii quest..~!!!
ive been working on a halloween special actually..!!! (¬з¬) hopefully im able to finish it... on account of the murder and all that.. heh..!!!!
(´-`). 。oO(if only there was a purple haired bomber jacket wearing bladewielding knight in fujoshibait armor to protect me )♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)
- Cyn - "that would be hot"
- Nerd - "see you've been up to non murdery stuff!
i wanna see whats going on in lilyville"
- Min - "lily i will forfeit my mortal possessions to you
if u give us a play by play of the party so far" - Gunk - "You should give us a special sneak peak of the halloween special!!! Your fans are begging!"
- Ash - "Frothing at the mouth need the special please give us a sneak peak"
wait this is my dream right let me see if i can astroproject an image hhgmmmmngghgf ♒((⇀‸↼))♒
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283580984784326706/1292966137109155941/8hf4qw.png?ex=67fb87cd&is=67fa364d&hm=8e5a3a6e759e6e26d4b7833f40e9b216a1f177af321201c7260750071355766f&
- Ash - "WOAH !"
- Nerd - "oh hey you did it"
- Cyn - "so cool!"
- Maws - "holy shit lily"
- Nerd - "lily do you like homestuck (also i agree with min about the party)"
was it a bunch of yurious woman having sloppy make outs /ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡?
- Ash - "It was not"
- Maws - "no it was dolphins frolicking in a colorful space"
I'm going to kill myself.
- Maws - "rip"
- Nerd - "it was a bunch of very happy dolphins"
anywayyy~!!!
the party right?? you want to hear abt the totes sugoi desu party??? (☉_ ☉)
- Nerd - "yeah!"
- Min - "yes"
ummm well what first (´. .̫ .`) ༘ؓ ँั๊ nyah
- Star - "Will I get banned if I bully her"
- Min - "no"
- Nerd - "idk whatever seems fun or important"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1WFYOG4acU this u?
- Nerd - "omg its purple"
- Star - "Holy shit. Did I get doxxed"
- Nerd - "i like super star purple. anyway yeah, any fun or important stuff about the party"
- Tobito (Bito) - "I need help
I want to buy an adapter USB, but I've only found an USB C at a moderate price from amazon, but now I am not sure if it'd be compatible with my small lg television. I want to watch the silly funny monkey video on my television by connecting the phone with the USB wire, but I am afraid I am gonna waste 16€ before taxes if it doesn't work
Should I just go for it and pray that it'll work? I didn't find any information related to that compatibility with my television, however it has like lots of holes behind the screen. So like, does it mean many holes=high chance? I am not sure"
anywayyy~..!!!
ummm sooo start of the partyyy
ღ˘◡˘ற♡.。oO i arrived with my crew of olive "gay sex" summers zoey "iplier" coleman and cassidy "rabbiteen - jack off jill" orchid at the old reeds house on the edge of town beneath the sparkling moonlight and cold crisp halloween air for the delectable rave party organized by my beloved fundashi ally alexander "alpha gay sex master" valentine and we like walked in and saw all our friends there and we were having fun and kissing and making out and like then something happened and people started dying and like there was this beautiful specimen who was like if trunks was antarc was leon s kennedy was toyota senpai and like i simply couldnt help but doki doki over this sugoi slice of meat so ive been looking for him but like i was left alone because zoey ran off with a certain disconcerning tashi (?) and cassidy was awol the whole time i think she was like huffing drinking tripping something-something with the Bright-Valencia Herding Dog iykwim and like olive waltzed off somewhere running away from the murderer (?) and like disappeared i think she ran in the direction of the kitchen or bathroom or something and like then the whole house shifted and got like weird and i think ive seen like alexanders corpse and also that popular girl the skank transphobe one who could probably get it like hard and yurious if she didnt smell and her nether regions werent barren and dry like a desert unloved and untouched by anyone but thats besides the point i think i overheard these two culty drug boys boykissing all over the place planning like a ritual and i havent seen like half the people at the party but yeah thats pretty much it before i found the delicious meal and started scranning eating til i was uurrrp stuffed and fell asleep so ya~! /ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
USB to HDMI adaptor has the highest chance of Success I think.
- Star - "People make out with their friends?"
- the junekler (June) - "[italian american accent, smoking a cigar] what about it!"
- Bito - "I am gonna pretend you've only said the last sentence, everything before that didn't happen"
- Bito - "The animatronics tend to get a bit quirky during the night"
- cesium (Roxy) - "you don't?"
- Nerd - "you saw a beautiful specimen? Who's the bright-valencia herding dog? Alexander is dead? What ritual?"
- Roxy - "yuri"
- Cyn - "bc it's awesome"
- Star - "It's not. I will not kiss my homies gn. Not judging anyone, just I ain't doing that"
- June - "cowardice"
- Cyn - "i will never understand heteros"
- Bito - "Italian american accent? I somehow feel offended as an italian for some reason"
- Cyn - "anyways lily do you know who's doing the murders?"
the most beautiful specimen (>﹏<)hauuuu...
molly, duhh!!! theyre like totally fucking???? the crush is insane???? its like an insane polycule those two are USELESSS without her!! °₊·ˈ∗♡( ˃̶᷇ ‧̫ ˂̶᷆ )♡∗ˈ‧₊°
i mean... i didnt say hes DEAD... i just saw his corpse ( ´∀`)つ(´ཀ`」∠)
nooo clue what ritual either youre expecting so much for an innocent girl like me nightcap (Ծ_Ծ
- Nerd - "dont call me nightcap. cassidy was doing drugs?"
cassidy is a fucking freak she does like lsd and like snorts lines off of devious swords at TV Girl concerts what do you mean is she doing drugs do you like not know cassidy ( ‘́⌣’̀)/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)
- Star - "She likes TV Girl? What else? What other musicians?"
- Nerd - "devoious swords lol. what could you tell us about the murderer?"
the orion experience (⁽͈˙̑⁾˔̉⁽˙̑⁾͈)˚º꒰its 2019꒱ crystal castles JPEGMafia Kendrick Tyler The Creator (girl ily but stfu abt igor its awesome and kinda like rawr nyah >w< but like girll) etc etc shes got excellent delectable taste ʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
she has like a raw as fuck full back demon sigil tattoo its like ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ im proud of my girl ive taught her well ( ´•̥̥̥o•̥̥̥`)(˃̣̣̥╭╮˂̣̣̥)‧º·˚ shes my fucking apprentice …(*´∀`)_旦
- Star - "No David Bowie. Disappointment."
- Nerd - "demon sigil tattoo?"
ya you should be jealous (⊃‿⊂)
- Nerd - "why should i be jealous"
- Luck - "what did the tattoo look like? it’d be cool to have one"
- Min - "wait pause u said alexander was dead righgtt??"
cause its fucking awesome nightcap its awesome and its sexy and shes going to get all the bitches shes gonna steal the Bright-Valencia lapdog for herself im telling you im all in on Mollidy all my chips all my fat stacks all my bands all my scratch ‘`,、(((ꏿwꏿ;)))‘`,、(((ꏿwꏿ;)))‘`,、(((ꏿwꏿ;)))
and its like some like a demon sigil wtv like apollyon or something like some demon of that gender or wtv ٩(ó。ò۶ ♡)))♬
i saw his CORPSE not that hes DEAD gooooddd i thought i was the one who cant read (╥╯⌒╰╥๑)
- Min - "YEAH OKAY USUALLY CORPSE EQUALS DEAD LILY DONT BE A BITCH >:("
- Cyn - "remember min this is al val we're dealing with"
- Nerd - "what could you tell us about the murderer"
i am the baddest bitch contrary to the belief of the naylorians (¬з¬)
no clue abt the murder btw ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ) hopefully theyre hot nyah
- Nerd - "naylorians"
- Min - "maybe u should find the sugoi boy"
- Maws - "lily lily! How do my statuesque appear"
o-oh? o///w///o my purple-haired prince..??? my.. savior??? (◍´͈ꈊ`͈◍).... ooh....
do you think he could protect me from the murderer? do you know his name..??? who is he...??? ღ˘◡˘ற♡.。oO
dawg
- Star - "Isn't that just Toyota senpai?"
- Maws - "Oh, his name is Oleander! Like a queer"
Oleander... Oleander you say....
⁀⊙﹏☉⁀
⁀⊙﹏☉⁀
⁀⊙﹏☉⁀
- Star - "Is Toyota senpai even real? Or is he just a fanime-exclusive character?"
- Maws - "you seem joyous lily, despite the murder murder death goin on"
- YourBubbyCatalina (Cat) - "hey Lily I could be your purple-haired savior"
Cati-Chan.. my princess... ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)
- Cat - "watashi shall save you in a yuri kawaii way"
꒰♥︎꒱४ᵃʳⁱᵍᵅᵗᵒ꒰´͈ॢદॢˋ͈♡꒱꒰♥︎꒱४ᵃʳⁱᵍᵅᵗᵒ꒰´͈ॢદॢˋ͈♡꒱꒰♥︎꒱४ᵃʳⁱᵍᵅᵗᵒ꒰´͈ॢદॢˋ͈♡꒱
sooo... this oleander guy.....
♒((⇀‸↼))♒
what do you know about himm~... heh... ღ˘◡˘ற♡.。oO
- Gunk - "He's a total hotburger"
- Maws - "a new exchange student too! I heard he can be a bit of a baddd bouy...."
A badboy...
Have you statues heard any murmurs of a.... summer camp...? ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀
- Star - "Yes. I did"
- Ash - "A summer camp you say ? Wouldn’t happen to be run by a Raine Evans would it ?"
ꉂ (´∀`)ʱªʱªʱªꉂ (´∀`)ʱªʱªʱªꉂ (´∀`)ʱªʱªʱªʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)ʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)ʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)ʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)ʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
Ah, tea…(*´∀`)_旦
ʱªʱªʱª(˃̣̣̥˂̣̣̥)
ʱªʱªʱª(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
My ticket to victory!
oooogghh.. god bless, statues!!
Thank you…(´人`●)SOOOOO━━\(´∀`●)/━━MUCH!!
im waking up noww... (ㅅꈍ﹃ꈍ)*gᵒᵒᒄ ᵑⁱgᑋᵗ*(ꈍ﹃ꈍㅅ)♡
but thank you thank you thank you!! ꒰♥︎꒱४ᵃʳⁱᵍᵅᵗᵒ꒰´͈ॢદॢˋ͈♡꒱꒰♥︎꒱४ᵃʳⁱᵍᵅᵗᵒ꒰´͈ॢદॢˋ͈♡꒱
i have a crush to find ( ✿˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
byeee bye bye byee!! (´つз-)。O.゚。*Zzz
DISCONNECTED.