Connection with Nylon

CONNECTING...
Okay, okay! I have HAD IT with this stupid costume! Did the last guy who wore it vomit in it or something??

• WinglessWurm (Wurm) - "I feel like you'd probably know if someone vomited in it BEFORE you put it on?? Are you wearing a second hand costume. Are you Golden Freddy."

No I'm the fucking Easter Bunny for the third year in a row! Can't these stupid events just hire someone el-

Hang on. Where are you? Can you see me? Are you seeing what's wrong with this picture?

• Wurm - "YOU'RE THE EASTER BUNNY??????? . The "thing" that's wrong with this "picture" is that you're apparently the fucking Easter Bunny and we DON'T get to see you. That's cruel. That's fucking cruel. . In your head btw. Duck smoking gif. Also we're blind so no. UNFORTUNATELY!!!"
• Ryan Halfbrewed (Ryan) - "Happy Easter gremlin, what’s your status pussyfuck"
• Wurm - "Funtime Monkeybone. Pipe down."

Graaargh!!! I hate this! The vision in this thing is so fucked and I can't get out of it without someone's help so I guess we're in the same boat of being blind. Fuck this!!! What are you guys supposed to be. I thought I was the only costume actor hired for this event.

• Ryan - "Maybe you should try and smash your head against a wall to see if it’ll get the suit off, or idk maybe find a zipper genius"
• unluckyknight (Luck) - "we’re just the people who unfortunately perished while wearing it before you, they do NOT like to waste money"

I CAN'T USE THE ZIPPER WITH THESE FAT FUCKING PAWS.

• Wurm - "We're in your head the costume is YOU devil emoji"
• Wurm - "Yeah. Be respectful of people with FAT FUCKING PAWS Monkeybone."
• Ryan - "This is NOT pawsome"
• toxikbox (Box) - "Just walk away. Steal the costume"
• Ryan - "What’s your name mysterious bunnyman"

Well I don't know what they're paying you guys but they're paying me WAY MORE than it's worth to walk away.

Ugh.

I'm Nylon.

• Wurm - "How much are you making what the fuck. Like. 400? 500? Plus?"

35 an hour. And I'm here for 4 hours today. Was here for 4 hours yesterday. All day tomorrow.

• Wurm - "THAT IS FUCKING INSANE. DUDE. DUDE. WHAT?????"

Costume actors are a hot commodity.

• BroccWalker (Brocc) - "35 an hour is really good I believe"
• Wurm - "I would get fucking springlocked for 35/hr"

You should SEE what my college pays me for football games.
I'm rolling in dough.

• Ryan - "Oh there’s an idea"
• Wurm - "You're like the eagle from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Nylon. You're valuable and nobody can tell you otherwise. Go wolves... (?). I think the college mascot is wolves? I forget???"

Yes our mascot is wolves

• Wurm - "We love wolves"

It's a little generic but the costume makes me feel powerful.

• Ryan - "That’s ironic considering you’re a bunny rabbit silly!"
• Brocc - "Furry lmao"
• Alexandria Tetradecimal Zygmunt (AZ) - "Broke bitch message"

Fuck off Monkeybone!!!

• Wurm - "I love you, Nylon. God Fucking Bless. Realest motherfucker in centuries"
• Ryan - "Hey. That’s Funtime monkeybone to you “nylon”. If that’s even your real NAME fucker"
• Brocc - "Hey don't be mean to Nylon"
• Wurm - "Don't be mean to Nylon. Funtime Monkeybone. Back in the pack!"

I kind of wish I lied about my name now. Nylon is a ridiculous name. Funtime Monkeybone is worse.

• Brocc - "What would you rather be called?"

Nylon's fine I like it. It's just kind of ridiculous.

• Wurm - "Nylon fucking rules idk what you mean but Funtime Monkeybone IS his full real first and last name"

My mom was gonna name me Zoey but she told me she chose Nylon last minute for some reason? All the hospital birthing drugs must've gotten to her brain or something lol.

• Brocc - "I mean if you like the name that means it's a good name"
• Wurm - "I mean my sister wanted to name me paint"

Wow

• Wurm - "This is a true, real fact about me."
• AZ - "paint suits you well. paint suits you well."

I don't know about you but I'd be mad

• AZ - "you're like.... Salmon"
• Wurm - "She chased my mother around with a broom while she was pregnant, Nylon. When she couldn't end my phyiscal life she took a shot at my future SOCIAL life. Think about that. Think about that. Anyway, easter, huh?"

I am so sorry.

People are normal about my name so it's like whatever I guess.
I hate easter. I like peeps and chocolate but the religious stuff annoys me and I hate having to hold crying babies all day.

• Wurm - "Nylon is at least an actual name your mom could've picked like Kaileighhg or something. . Peeps are real have you ever blowtorched them I've heard they're yummier that w WAIT. YOURE TELLING ME. the solution to the CRYING BABY PROBLEM. is to give it to the fucking. Probably horrifying and gross vomit-bunny?? Nobody learned shit from fnaf"
• Wurm - "No offense. No offense."

No they cry because of the rabbit suit.
They haven't learned how to make one that doesn't look revolting!

• Wurm - "And then they give it to you to try and fix it. !??"
• AZ - "have you considered Throwing them onto the ground that tends to stop crying. the legal issues that come from it are a whole other can of worms the temporary euphoria is what matters"

Yes I've considered it.

At least the school's mascot and the costumes I wear for the carnival are like... well-made and actually look nice.

• Wurm - "It's because protestants can't do anything right but the unparalleled might of a league of drunk furry college kids designing a mascot is bound to result in something worthwhile"

VERY TRUE!
I think the job I like most is the carnival. Every summer into autumn it's just straight-shot Good Times for me. HIGHLY recommend you guys take up a gig there.
They have me on a schedule for costumes to change into, and in my downtime I can do all the rides for free.

• Wurm - "What costume do you wear for it what's the carnival mascot. Are you a CLOWN? Do you do gigs as a CLOWN?"
• mawsmonster (Maws) - "HoNK"
• Wurm - "Like homestuck yeah"

There's a couple for different companies that rent out rides and hold events. My favorite is this red and black moth costume lol it looks like Mothman almost.
There are a couple clown costumes, an eagle for the local boy scouts, uhhmm... wolf for college. There's some sort of mouse.. king? character too.

• Wurm - "Little King John?"
• AZ - "This, too, is a recession indicator"

Sure yeah

• Maws - "thr rat king..."
• Luck - "YEEEEAAAAH THE RAT KING"
• Wurm - "The mothman costume fucking rules though that's awesome"

It's super sick. They actually keep that one clean.

• Wurm - "Am I out of the loop with this rat king thing I just thought about Little King John from Ratboy Genius. Am I too autistic for that. Ehh! Whatever!!!"

Alice in Wonderland? No.. wait no that's uhhh... rat king's from the Nutcracker
I don't know what the deal for the mascot costume is though I haven't looked at the tags. All I know is I put it on and be rather rodent like.

• Wurm - "Do you scurry and scuttle and eat cheese and steal food and scare children like a good little rat"
• Luck - "definitely the nutcracker, you were probably thinking of the dormouse from the mad hatters tea party"

You betcha.

Oh, yeah, I was. Oops! It's been a bit since I've seen either of those. Should do that sometime.
...Shit, I gotta head out there. I can already hear the wails of the Crying Baby Sea.

See you guys later! er. well. can't really see in this thing but yeah. You. Get what I mean. Bye

• Brocc - "It was nice talking to you!"
• Wurm - "Get Hopping, Bunnything! Scare those children to death!!!!"
• Luck - "good luck!"

DISCONNECTED.