Transmission with Hasaan

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OHHHH MY GOODNESS. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
> ohhhh, this is new
God fucking damnit. You're here too?
> What'd? You think I'd leave you alone just because you were asleep?
You're right. Let's just wait for them to funnel in, I guess.
Hello again.

Where is everyone...

Ohhh, FUCK, I forget they don't tell you going into these things. That's my bad. It's me, Hasaan.
> And his little friend.
The Rat King's here too, I guess.

> Shut up Lee. I'll kill you

Ignore him. I try to.
I'm sorry.
Anyways... I've actually been waiting on a chance to speak with you. Because, well, if you haven't noticed. There's been a lot going on lately.
Now, I know you guys are probably used to being the ones asking the questions. And I mean- FEEL FREE!! Actually, let's get that out of the way. Who here has questions for ME?

IT'S YOU!! Hello!

> FINALLY. SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO THE REAL STAR OF THIS SHOW.
> IT'S ME. I'M THE RAT KING.

Rodentia Would you shut the fuck up   You're so fucking loud

Hit me.

Vaguely... There was an incident here at the school when I was young if I recall correctly. A little too young to remember anything, I think. Memory's foggy.

Yup

Well, depends. I'm always on the weirder side of the internet. Cults and shit. You gotta be a little more specific. Ringing some bells.
> Ringing a LOT of bells... I'm here to answer questions too, y'know ;)
> You just gotta address me.
I want you to know that when The Rat King said "ringing some bells" he literally took out a comically large bell and started ringing it. My fucking heads hurts

Well ok maybe don't call it a cult LOL. That's a little fucked up. I mean certain denominations of it are culty and, y'know. Kill people. But if you're talking about Apophis Cletanism-

>He is.

Thank you, Rodentia, very helpful. Then... I'm aware of it. Take everything you read on that page with a grain of salt, I recommend. There's truth to their words but, man... just as many lies. I guess that's what they get for operating out of Sugardale.

That's what I mean. Operating from within Sugardale to the outside world. But what I'm saying is when you're operating out of the butt-fuck south you can't expect the most compassionate people.

> Hello, Nerdyganii.

> Howdy do. We're doing questions! Isn't that fun!

> Oh. Hard hitting questions right off the bat. Okay. Apophis is, in a way, the closest thing you'll ever have to a god. Always growing. Always LEARNING. Apophis is, in every sense of the word, the air you breathe before a cough. The life that flashes before your eyes in your final moment. Not finality, but an embodiment of the sting that comes with it. Apophis is what keeps you human.

> I know a thing or two. Been around the block. But I'm keeping my lips sealed... adds a little dramatic effect.

> Does it even matter? It's just sounds.

> I'd laugh. That'd be a funny thing.

> Gods beyond the Starveil allude me. I'm aware of Sorath, I'm aware of Spiderlily, but hardly of their nature. It's of little significance to us! Despite our proximity, they like to leave us alone...
Anywhow, the Celestials! They don't get along well with me. They treat me like parents treat their annoying problem child. They see me as insignificant. Inferior. And yet... I'm the only one with a puppet. I'm the only god who has KILLED, REALLY killed. Watched life leave a mortals eyes. Would you call that insignificant?

> His lovely little archive. So well made. How could I resist a mind like his. Isn't that right, Hasaan? 

...

> Isn't that. Right?

...Yeah.

> Yeah.

> Yes. Hasaan's my latest meat puppet. As for who I've killed... Well, of course, Lee. Back when I resided in Mary! But, uh. There's a few others. Long gone names we shan't repeat.

> They are the embodiements of the Starveil. Its heroes... its villains... They paint themselves as benevolent beings with man's best interests at heart. But that's a lie they like to feed you. They're all fucked up one way or the other. Just some show it more than others.

> You might want to take another looksie at the archive ;) I've had 5 puppets this Veil: Ambrosia, Leonard, Ember, Mary, and now... This guy. Your little audience surrogate. Your little lap dog.

> Think of it like this. There is a rotting peach tree. It produces fruit, yes, and on the outside, the fruit is pleasant as can be. Yet they're all filled with maggots. One of the maggots, however, becomes sick of living within the rotting peach. Instead of escaping the peach, it expands the peach. The peach keeps growing, and growing, and growing, but it never pops. It becomes so big that another tree forms within. Same rotten fruit. Same maggots. A tree within a fruit within a tree.

> I suppose I'm an extension of humanity. I'm your mind.

> I'd consider the other celesials, admittedly, above me. If I had to make a tier list:

S: Sorath, Spiderlily
A: Apophis
B: The original Celestials
C: Myself (Though, that's nothing to scoff at.)

> Did that give you a boner

> Apophis, Caelophas, Boroshael, Mothanon, Vivenora, Olivia, Elaneth.

> She's the mom of the group.

> She likes to put on a kind face. Pretend like she cares about you.

> I just wish they were a bit more honest is all. I wish they'd stop pretending like they cared about you all.

> I'd like that.

> Depends on your definition of "care." I can't say I particularly feel anything towards you lot... maybe a sense of wonder and, on occasion... familiarity. But if 100 humans died right now, as long as it is not Hasaan, well... I'd hardly be effected. You are all doomed to die anyways!

Sometimes I want to tear my brain out of my scalp.

Sometimes he makes me looks at videos of people being beheaded.

He's trying to make me weak. Malleable. It's only really worked at night thus far. But... my eyes are fucked up. I don't think anyone's noticed yet.
Besides Opal and Rowan, I think you guys are the only people I've talked to in... weeks.

Yeah. They're a lot darker than they should be. Practically brown.

She's fine. She hasn't been talking to me a lot lately, but when we do talk to one another. It makes my day. She means a lot to me.

> *giggles*
Shut up.

> Unfortunatley so, yes.

> That's the plan!

I hope so.

Rodentia... decided to go. It's just me now. For now.

I don't know where Icarus is.

I don't think he did. Which... means it's probably a really good question.
Keep in mind, he's still in my head. Anything you tell me, he'll know.

I was actually going to get to that. I have a LOT. So let's wrap this section up: Any final questions for ME?

I'm not sure how he feels. We... BOTh don't try to think about it.

That's a Miss Reseda question. Or Daphne, she kinda knows her shit.

No more questions? I'll give you guys about... one minute to think.

1. Starman's the first one to my knowledge. 2. The Cletanists gods... scare me, a little. But to me, they're no different from any other gods. This one in particular just has it out for me. And 3. Beats me.
Now. Question time.
2. What ARE you?? What do you know about how you're communicating with me??

I actually don't. I'm the one powerless person here

It's cool. People get confused about it all the time
Anyways. Ordinary people. Speaking to me from my dreams.

How. Why. You don't... seem malicious. But how can I trust you?

Who else have you spoken with??

Interesting. And I guess that leads into my next question. You guys have spoken a LOT as if you are viewing my world from a sort of "audience's" perspective. You guys constantly speak as if you know something I don't. So... What is it? Don't worry about breaking my mind, it's already halfway broken. What do you know that I don't?

I see. Well... then what's on the other pages, Nerdyganii? Is there anything that I can do to SAVE my friend? My... FRIENDS?

Let's focus on the small scale right now. Icarus. Do you all know where he went?

Got it. Got it. This is helpful. Okay, next question... this doorway. I'm a little familliar with them. But do you have any idea where I can access one?

I dunno. I just feel like there's something missing. Something I'm not getting. I know that I can figure it out, but- Man, I don't know. I'd go visit Borkoshavski Manor but Ala hasn't taken visitors in months.

No... He's not. He's taken Icarus' dissappearence the worst. Left the whole school in Miss Reseda's hands. I know he's up there in that mansion but... he never comes out. Never leaves.

What?

B- Beneath the statue? Are you sure?

Fuck. That's where Tracey Track went missing, isn't it?

How... do I know the same won't happen to me? How do I know you guys didn't speak to THEM first?

I know, I know, I... I trust you. It's just. You're trying to lead me to lead me to The Statue People Die When They Go To and i'm like. I'm a guy who doesn't like dying!
But... I do trust you, I think.

You're right. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, I need to go across the country and burrow into a secret tunnel underneath a national monument. Alone. Cool. Okay. Okay.

If someone else got hurt because of this plan, I don't think I could live with myself. The last thing I want to do is hurt people.

I suppose you're right.
I think I'm going to wake up now, but uh... I do have one more question.
Are you guys able to see websites from my world?

So. HYPOTHETICALLY. If I were to update The Olympian Archives... You could see it?

And, HYPOTHETICALLY, We could communicate with that as opposed to... Well, my little fucked up mind.

Okay. Well... be looking on the archive within the next few days. HOPEFULLY, I can figure something out.

YEAH, I WAS SAYING GOODNIGHT!! Or, well, good morning, I guess... I should probably wake up. I have work tomorrow. I saw Opal at work tonight, hope she stops by again tomorrow. Wonder how she's doing.
Goodnight... wait.

What the fuck should I call you guys
Like. A group name

Okay. Goodnight Splatties!!

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